new me
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS
EVERY FUCKING TIME
(via bang)
Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
I’ve seen enough teens reacting to doctor who to last me ten lifetimes but thanks
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris
(via seedy)
faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked:
Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.
Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots
(via bang)
Spoil a movie by telling your friend “ice cube dies” before they watch it. They’ll be waiting for ice cube to appear and die the whole time
(via only1600kids)
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time